So……..


So….. When you have a funeral service (usually the following morning after visitation, either after 1 day or 2 days) and the actual service begins at, lets say, Noon (which is a little on the late side, but some people do it), you would usually show up about 1/2 hour to 1 hour before service is to start. This means, the actual family as well as visitors, relatives, etc….  So……when you ask the day before what time are we to come tomorrow and we tell you about a 1/2 hour to an hour before that does NOT mean you show up at 9:30am! And when you are told we are not ready for you yet, the building is still being cleaned or whatever…….. do not lie and say you were unsure of the times, because I do remember talking to you the day before and saying to you to come in a 1/2 hour to an hour before services, which would be approximately 11am/11:30am. NOT 9:30am. Come to find out you also asked the evening person (Greeter) who was working what time to come in and she told you the same thing! So why did you show up at 9:30am? 

On to the next……..If you will be having a service at the funeral home, then on to the church you will need pallbearers. I do not understand why you would be upset about something so silly and continue to raise your voice to me about no one telling you at the time of arrangements that you would need pallbearers! Why are you standing in front of me going on and on about how no one explained this to you and now you have to ask people to be pallbearers, don’t we just wheel out the casket and stick them in the hearse!?!?! HUH? I am just so bewildered as to how people act anymore, what is the big deal? Of course you will need pallbearers.

Dear co-worker, your continuous fuck ups are slowly but surely catching up to you.  And I think I may just have to give it a little push and see to it that your demise happens even sooner. I will celebrate the day they finally realize what a dumb ass you really are! If you would just shut your mouth and pay attention to what your job responsibilities are,  you would be fine…………but you don’t………….

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