Life working at a funeral home – update

So, since the beginning of the week I have seen a change, thank goodness, in how visitation and services are going. I think people are FINALLY “GETTING IT”! Somewhat.. We have still been asked quite a few times if the limited gathering apply to viewing or funerals.. Yes they do! Our State has issued funerals as essential. I know there are several States that have listed funerals as not essential. I’m a bit torn between that. I feel that it should be limited to immediate family only. And that there not be any long viewings. It should be immediate family only for no more than one hour and then off to the cemetery or if cremation, then we are off to the crematory. Just my opinion.. But so far we have had a few viewings and it’s only been family but for a few hours then a service. I know people want to have this for their loved one but in these times we all have to try and understand the consequences. Even a lot of our cemeteries are limiting the number of people who are allowed attend graveside to less than 10! Everyone is trying to do what we can to protect each other during this time with the hopes that our families will understand and agree this is the best plan. We have had a couple families have their private viewing and then burial but have decided to have a Memorial Service at a later date. I did have a family ask us if they could bring in food again, because one of the daughters of the deceased, who was not there during the arrangements, wanted them to ask because she ‘had to know because she volunteered to go get all the food and paper products”! First of all, that is not an essential reason to go out shopping when the state is on shut down and two, NO, that’s probably one of the worse ideas, bring in food and you all are gonna be touching the same plasticware and just NO. So of course we said no and that they aren’t going to be here all day anyway, only 2 HOURS! Geewiz! I assume it’s just become habit for people to think this way since its the norm…but not right now. But anyhoo, I’m hoping this trend continues where people are actually realizing how careless it would be to allow for lots of visitors and keep theses viewings to a minimum. Hope everyone is staying well and safe. Take care of yourselves!

Life working at a funeral home- P L E A S E !!

I hope that everyone is staying safe and healthy. I hope that those of us that must still go to work each day will stay healthy! I want to thank all those who are also in this business for all you do as well to those in healthcare who are sacrificing their health for us. As death care workers, we rarely are acknowledged. And during this time it’s no different. Right now where I live, we have not yet received any covid19 related deaths but we are still busy and still trying to limit our visitors to 50. Yes, I live in a State that is still going by the no more than 50 in a group inside a building at once. I personally don’t feel this is smart. I feel it’s irresponsible and reckless. With that being said, this is the purpose of my post.
We have had a few viewings, public viewings, and I have been in disbelief at the lack of consideration of those who enter our building and out right ignore all the things we are all suppose to be doing. Using hand sanitizer! Keeping your distance! Washing hands! Social Distancing! No food or beverages! I’ve also witnessed people outside in groups smoking, blowing that smoke that was just in your lungs right into the face of those standing around you!!!!
There may be those who just don’t care or don’t believe they will contract this virus, but I care about myself and my family and when you don’t follow guidelines you are putting everyone around you at risk and that pisses me off! I have witnessed so many people coming in, shaking hands, hugging and kissing. Please stop this. The more this continues the less likely we will be able to stay open and give our families the chance to see their loved ones, have some close friends and family to send their loved one off. The other day we had a viewing and more than 75 people piled into the funeral home! Of course we had to start asking people to leave. People were complaining! There were older people there and there were babies!! People gathered around the car seat to see this baby. What!!!??!!! I was angry to say the least. How disrespectful. The other day during another viewing one of the first people to come in was an elderly woman, over 80 and she kept grabbing for people’s hands and when someone finally spoke up she said “oh B.S. I’m not buying into this, I’ll do what I want”! Well, I’ll be sure to announce that at your funeral old lady! You may not care BUT I DO! People like her and people like those who all piled in the other day are the ones who will spread this virus and not care until it’s one of them. Also, if people continue to ignore these guidelines and keep trying to push us and have more than 50 people, we will be in violation and be fined and possibly shut down. Then what? Are those people going to pay our fine? Send me a paycheck? What about those who rely on us? Please stop and think about others at this time. Please stop feeling as if you are invincible. In the State I live in, there have been over 1000 cases and I can bet by the time the evening news comes on, there will be 100 more. The county I live in has the highest number of cases and deaths! I keep hearing on the news how everyone is doing their part and staying in and not going out but to be honest, I’ve yet to see that here and it makes me sad. I keep hearing how the elderly are staying in but again and how we need to protect the elderly, 70% of those at the funeral home I have seen are all elderly. I wish families would stop having public viewings! Please keep your viewing to family only. Please!! Even tho elderly people know they should stay home, I feel a lot of them feel bad about a friend who has died and think they have to go to the funeral home. They don’t! It is irresponsible of these families to continue to have public viewings! And yes, I also find it irresponsible of the governor to keep the total of 50 at a time and I find it irresponsible of the owner of the funeral home to continue to allow it. We do have a commitment to the families we serve but right now I feel it’s more important for us to let them know we will continue to serve you but you must not have a public viewing. If it was up to me I would not allow more than 10 people, actually I would only allow family but…its not up to me. Our families may be angry about it but it’s for their safety and ours. If the funeral home staff and directors become ill, then we will be forced to close. What then?
I am begging those of you who want a public viewing to reconsider!! We are not telling you that you cannot see your loved one, we are asking you that it not be advertised to anyone but your IMMEDIATE FAMILY! This may be unfair but this virus is unfair and we are not doing this on purpose. Oh..and to those who still insist on public viewing, NO, YOU MAY NOT BRING IN FOOD! Again, I’m shocked by this. I’m absolutely shocked that we have been asked if you can bring in any type of food! NO! It’s like a germ buffet! No No No!
I’m curious to those other funeral home workers who read my blog, how you are all doing and what’s going on at your funeral home? I also hope you are all healthy and not overworking yourselves. Most don’t realize that funeral homes have a small staff and if this gets out of control we will be working around the clock taking care of the dead. And, if people do not follow the guidelines and we get ill, we will be forced to close.
Please reconsider your plans for public viewing, please!
Of course, as usual, this is my opinion and rantings..BUT, I do honestly hope and pray that we ALL stay safe and healthy!

Life working at a funeral home-Types of families.

Here are some names we have for people/families and their definitions.

The Food Worriers

The Outsiders

The parking lot people

The stand-in-the-wayers

The micro managers

The drama seekers or just “drama”. As in “.. Ugh, here comes drama”.

Brats (kids)

Idiot parents

Lounge seekers

Lounge police

The in and outters

The when can we “set up er’s

The don’t want leave “ers”

“High maintenance”

The let’s make a deal guy

The we don’t have any money but….

“Demanding”

The payment plan family (or/and state, veterans, and social security pays tho, right?).

The Food Worriers: My favorite..NOT! These are the families who are more concerned with wether not we allow food in the lounge. They want to see the lounge. Do we have refrigerators. Some ask if we have a stove/oven or microwaves! Do we supply utensils, napkins, plates… some even ask if we supply the food! Why the Hell would we, a funeral home, supply you with food? This is not an uncommon question either! Then they, the family, proceed to sit there and discuss what they will be bringing in and who will be in charge of getting this and getting that. How much will be needed, which is always more than they need! Let me make this clear, Do NOT bring food into the funeral home! Then the focus is now switched to the luncheon. You are now not only going to go out and buy a bunch of shit to bring into the funeral home during your visitation but also plan a luncheon at a restraunt or hall to feed those same people! Why are you feeding people that come to the funeral home to view the body when you are planning a luncheon for after the funeral? Ugh! I am now even seeing families actually have their luncheons BEFORE the burial. So after the service or mass, they go to a luncheon then have to meet at the cemetery at a certain time. And watching them bring “all” their food in is like watching a line of ants taking a bread crumb back to the ant hill. But even tho I’m a lover of nature I still I have this urge to step on all the ants!

Outsiders: Outsiders are those who, well, stand outside for most of the day. Why did you bother coming? And usually they are standing out there smoking. Sometimes drinking… and leaving their empty bottles scattered around or stuffed in the bushes… Classy.

Parking Lot People: these people are kinda like the outsiders except they just stand in the parking lot or tailgate. Yes, tailgate… at the funeral home, during grandma’s visitation… Trashy! They too are usually drinking. Being a Parking Lot person or an Outsider causes services to start late. We have to round you all up like cattle, it’s annoying, irritating, and frustrating!

Stand-in-the-way’er’s: These folks are those who see you coming but don’t move. I can be literally standing in front of someone saying excuse me but NOTHING! If I’m trying to carry flowers in to the room and no one is moving out of my way, I start getting rude and when I’ve gotten rude, people get mad.. how does that work? I’m carrying a big awkward ugly flower arrangement and probably a plant stand trying to maneuver thru a crowd of people but I’m the asshole! Yep.

Micro Managers/Control Freaks: They are those who try and take over the funeral arrangements. WE, the funeral home, do that, not You! You tell us what you want and we do it. That’s it. Let go! These types of people will confuse everyone and ultimately mistakes WILL be made. They like to change things without notifying the funeral home which is a huge problem! These people will in the end blame us for any mistakes even tho they were the ones who told us to do it. They go over things and over again and change things in their own minds and forget to tell anyone else. And that’s always our fault. We ruined grandpas funeral because after the 4th time you changed your mind about the prayer card verse, YOU forgot that you actually did tell us to use the one that got printed on the cards or they want the death notice this way but then forgot to add name, or they misspelled a name or want to write a novel about the deceased but later on call us and want to add more to it but it has to go after this line but before that line and let me remind you if this is to go in in a newspaper, there are deadlines ! So most likely by the time you’ve thought about adding or changing we have already submitted it to the paper which now means we have to contact the paper to make these changes and it just becomes one big pain in the ass!

“DRAMA”. There are just certain people in this world who love drama. It’s like they look for it and if they can’t find it, they create it. This is amplified when dealing with a death. Just put aside your differences for 2 days and get thru the funeral. Don’t look at one another, don’t talk to one another. And more importantly, do not try and drag us into your drama, it won’t work. We don’t really care who you don’t want showing up, we have absolutely no control over who shows up for PUBLIC VIEWING. If you don’t want it public then make it private. But there is no door man. There are no bouncers. We also don’t care that you took care of mom more than your brother did. I just don’t give a shit. If you feel that for any reason there will be fighting, which is really trashy by the way, don’t have a public viewing and funeral then. Or better yet, act like an adult, a respectful adult and just keep your mouth shut. Be the better person. We will not call the police because you don’t want a certain person there, they don’t have the time for your petty DRAMA either but if you begin fighting inside the funeral home, we will call and then it’s not really up to us who the police tell to leave and not come back! So your fighting may just get you kicked out of the funeral home and banned from returning and if you do and we contact the police that you did come back or someone else in the family called to tell them you came back, they will come back and arrest you. Just behave and be a respectful adult! End of story!

Brats. LEAVE THEM AT HOME!! With a sitter, anything but bringing them to sit at a funeral home all Day! And you know your kid is a brat, you aren’t fooling me. Every parent knows if their kid is a brat or not however, most kids will turn into a brat if they are expected to sit at a funeral home all day because of their idiot parents thinking it’s a good idea to haul their asses with them.. which brings me to the next on my list….

Idiot Parents. It is NOT OK to let your child run free around the funeral home!!!!!! I cannot stress this enough. What makes people think that their child should be left unattended and to do as they please for 8 hours at a funeral home? Please someone tell me what exactly goes thru these parents minds!! First and foremost, your child should not be running or screaming!! The funeral home is NOT their playground and it is NOT “your” home!! There are other people there! No one wants to listen to your brat scream and yell. They also should not be permitted to run, at all! They will get hurt or hurt someone else. Maybe there are steps/stairs and they should under no circumstances be allowed to play on or near any steps! I’m not clear on why parents feel it’s ok to let their kids do this, it infuriates me and the rest of the staff. Also, as I’ve said before, there are STRANGERS in the funeral home, you do not know each person that walks into the building! Especially if there is other families there! Anyone can snatch up your child, you wouldn’t let your kids run free at the Mall would You? Don’t be stupid, don’t be an Idiot parent!

The Lounge Seekers. Are just that. They are not concerned about who they showed up to pay their last respects to, nope, they come in the door and are only interested in where the lounge is. They don’t go in the chapel. They seek out the lounge and they seek it out for one purpose… to see what they can shove down their necks!

Lounge Police. These people are typically given this job. To stand watch over “their food”! To make sure that another family or another families guests are not taking any of their food! Also to make sure that they have enough food/drink for their visitors. They too usually stay in the lounge the whole day. If coffee is low, they will send someone else in their family to come let a funeral home employee know instead of them leaving their post to do it!

The in and outters. First Part of the In and Outters: These people don’t understand when you walk out the door after passing by the casket that the service is over. It’s time for you to get in your car and leave or sit there and wait for everyone else for the procession. These people will actually pass by the casket, walk outside the chapel door and walk right back in thru the front door! Why? I’m not sure what these people are afraid of missing out on but you will be ushered out BEFORE we close the casket. If you were not specifically asked to hang back in the chapel then go, go on, get!! Second Part of In and Outters: the ones who can’t stand to sit all the way thru making arrangements without having to get up to go outside to smoke or make phone calls!! That can’t wait one hour? Every time you walk in and out of that door if there is no visitation going on at the same time, the staff has to get up to make sure it’s just you going out the door and not someone else coming into the funeral home.

The When Can We Set Uppers (aka the when can we come in people): let me try and make this as clear as possible. When scheduling your viewing times, there is always usually what is called A Family Hour. It is one hour given to the immediate family only. One hour prior to public viewing. This is and should be considered your time to “set up” whatever the Hell it is you think you have to set up? If you are bringing in photos, it does not take but a few minutes to set a few pictures up. If you are bringing in picture boards then we typically take those from you and set them inside on easels for you, which takes all of 2 minutes. If you are bringing in a DVD, it literally takes seconds to put the DVD into the DVD player! If you insist on bringing in food (Which you shouldn’t be!!!!) all of this can and should be done during the family hour!! So when we hear “ok, so what time should we come in to set up”? We cringe! We just set your times for the love of cheese!! And if one hour is not enough time for you to “set up”, then you have too much shit! Period!

The We don’t want to leave ‘ers (can also be classified as the In and Outters): At the end of the evening, when your visitation is over, go HOME! Get out! You paid for these hours. We do close! And the evening staff does not want to be there Any longer. And just because they get paid by the hour means nothing, they still want to go home. They still have work to do once you leave and when you don’t want to leave they can’t get their work done. This also applies to when a funeral service is held at the funeral home during day hours but there is no burial so all services conclude at the funeral home. It never fails that no one gets it, even tho the Director makes their speech after the clergy is done. “The family of so and so would like to thank you all for being here today. This does conclude all services today and I would like to invite each of you to pass by the casket once last time before exiting thru the chapel doors as again, this does conclude all services. If we could please start with those in the back. Thank you”. So, what do you think happens here? They pass by the casket and turn around and come back in. It’s over! Leave! Go away! Ugh! Now we still have a bunch of people still hanging around and we need to get you out so we can finish working! This person is more than likely being cremated so once you all get your asses out of the funeral home we have to take that person to the crematory. You are only holding everything up. You are also being disrespectful to the family who will want to spend alone time before we close the casket.

The Lets Make a Deal Guy: This is not the game Lets Make a Deal. This is what the costs are and that is what you pay. There are no discounts because you used our funeral home for all of your family. Usually the first thing out of these people’s mouth is, “so, what can you do for us, what can you discount because you know we always use your funeral home”. It really makes for an awkward moment because we are going to say, “oh, well we appreciate all of your business and putting your trust in us but no, unfortunately there are no discounts. But we can certainly work with you in finding a Funeral that fits your budget”. “Awww, whattya mean, after all the business we give you”? Yep, even after all the business you give us because I’m certain that you probably shop at the same grocery store and I can’t imagine that once your groceries are all rang up you don’t say to the cashier, “so, what’s the discount since we do all of our shopping here”? I’m also pretty certain you shop for groceries more than you make funeral arrangements!

“We don’t have any money but”: when we sit down with you to begin making arrangements, one of the first things we ask is wether or not you’ve had a chance to discuss with your family or if you know what type of services you are wanting. This is where the ‘we don’t have any money but we really want to have a one day viewing and then the service/mass the following day and then burial, but we are really limited on funds, so we can’t really afford alot’. Ugh!! Well.. then you most likely will not be getting a one day next day.. sorry. These people can almost be part of the “let’s make a deal crowd”, because I guess they ‘think’ since that’s what they want, we have to give it to them when in reality no, no we don’t. You will find the money or you will have to settle for other services. If you are aware you have little money to spend then why not say, “we have very little money, what type of services can you provide with this budget”?

“Demanding”: These are the people who think we have some power over time and deadlines. Over other people. Over just about anything. We don’t. These people are usually use to getting their way and they behave entitled. I don’t have the patience for them… If you want a certain day and time for Mass and when we contact the church and we are told that Father is not available at that time or there is another funeral at that time there is no other option then settling for a different time or day. We have had people ask us if we would contact a family who was having visitation on the day they wanted because they wanted to use the chapel that the other family was going to be using. Are you kidding me? Just to let you all know, we did not ask the other family to switch. These people are also the ones who feel that deadlines don’t apply to them. We let them know we need the photo of grandpa by a certain time for the obit but the clock is ticking and low and behold we have to call them and ask them where it’s at. So many times I’ve been ‘told, “Oh, they’ll wait”! No, they will not! They want certain things that we just can’t get but usually because of time constraints. Especially death certificates! It’s almost impossible to rush getting a death certificate. We are literally at the mercy of the signing doctor. Once the doctor does sign it, then we can try and hurry to get it filed and get your copies but I just love those families that expect that when they show up to make arrangements that we have the death cert for them and even when told the procedure they still insist on telling us that they “have” to have them asap. Yeah, I get it, you have to have them but I’m telling you it just ain’t gonna happen. You can bitch all you want, your bitching to the wrong person and no, I’m not lying to you or dragging my feet. You wanna bitch at someone, call the doctor!

The payment plan families: we do not accept payments and there are not many funeral homes in my area that will accept payments. Some families come in assuming they will be allowed to make payments and get a bit upset when told we don’t accept payments. Many people will call to get pricing and ask if we take payments. When we tell them no, I’ve had several people get angry and ask, “how do you expect people to pay for all of that”? I know it’s a Lot of money but it’s not a secret either! But during the actual arrangement we tell the family that payment is due by day of service. That is when most will say, “Oh, we can’t make payments”? No, sorry. We’ve had a few families get up and walk out and some of those families end up coming back because after leaving our funeral home and going to other funeral homes and have been told the same thing… this is another example of only planning for what you can afford. A direct cremation in my area is under $1600. Use a life insurance if the deceased had one. Get a small loan from a funeral funding company. These families also think that the State pays if they can’t afford it. No, they will only pay up to a certain amount (Which in my area is less than $500) and you have to apply and be approved! And you cannot exceed a total amount of $3900. Then a lot of people assume if the deceased was a veteran that there are all these benefits. Unfortunately there aren’t. I do feel that Veterans do deserve way more than what is offered ! Veterans benefits consist of free burial at a National Cemetery, a grave liner, a headstone/marker, military honors and a burial flag. That’s all. And as far as social security goes, they pay nothing toward a funeral. Social security only pays a surviving spouse or dependant child a one time death benefit of $255.

I’m sure i could list more, but this sums it up.

Life at a funeral home- “that donation site”.

I may get some shit for this but I just don’t care.. I won’t say what site I am referring to, I’ll just call it “A donation site”. You all can figure it out.

So, we get some families who have little to work with, money wise. We do our best to work with them on finding a funeral that fits their budget. Some are grateful, some still don’t have the funds for anything, and some just aren’t happy and want “it all”! We have some families who hold fundraisers and or post it on that donation site.

Let me start by saying that we do not and will not wait for that money. If you are having a fundraiser you will have to either have the fundraiser and then the funeral or pay first then keep the money from your fundraiser to pay yourself back, same goes for when you may use a donation site. We have absolutely no connection to any donation website and no, we will not agree to have anything to do with it. We will not wait to receive payment from them or wait until you receive payment from them. We have no interest in if we can go to that website and see that the money has been donated, we will not wait! Period. You can sit here and tell me all day long that you just know that there will be lots of donations, everyone you know will donate, blah blah blah.. Don’t care. We will not wait. Maybe there are other funeral homes that will and good for them but not ours.

But.. my point in writing this is about the irritation we feel when we do see the listing for this person on this donation site and what the family is asking for or what the ‘story’ is, what they wrote. It is so FRUSTRATING when we see that the family or whoever made the posting is asking for an insane amount of money and when the story goes something like this…

“My sister died unexpectedly and we want to give her a proper funeral. We are asking for your help in giving her a much deserved funeral but the costs are extremely high and we just cannot afford to do this on our own. Please help by contributing”. And then they have the option of asking for whatever amount.

So, what infuriates us the most is when I see this and there is a donation goal or in the ‘story it says some absurd amount, like $10,000. Even $6000! Why? Because if you KNOW you cannot afford something that expensive, then DON’T PURCHASE IT!! And don’t ask for others to pay for it either if YOU KNOW there are other less expensive options OR you have already chosen the less expensive options but are telling EVERYONE that it cost more! I’ve seen so many families asking for some insane amount of money to cover funeral/burial expenses when they have already paid for much cheaper services. Here are these people who actually donate their hard earned money to these liars to pay for something that has already been paid for. It also makes it look like the funeral home is charging some outrageous amount for some simple inexpensive services. It gives us a bad name. And what are you doing with all this money you are getting that you clearly are not giving to the funeral home? If it’s for the deceaseds young children, then state that on the donation site!!

Just recently we had a family who did this for a young woman. They said they needed help paying for her funeral and burial. They were asking for $7500!! First let me say that yes, you can easily spend that amount on funeral and burial. If you do not have the money then obviously you should NOT! Secondly, this family did not choose services that exceeded $4000. There was no burial. It was a cremation. There were no children either. So, tell me why the $7500?

And again…. choose options you can afford!! You (or the deceased) does not “need” an expensive funeral! If you disagree then please, tell me why. What is the purpose? What is the purpose behind spending thousands of dollars on a funeral? There is not one good reason. I don’t even care if the deceased was a millionaire. And for the love of Pete, do not come in to a funeral home for arrangements, sit down, look at the Director and say, “just to let you know, we have no money, but we have to have a visitation and then a funeral service and preferably burial”! Instead, just say that you have very limited funds and need to do something that is very inexpensive. And be prepared to do the bare minimum. Don’t say “since we have little money, what can you do for us, what type of discounts can you offer”? Uhhh, none. We have some options that cost less but those come with stipulations and most of the other funeral homes are the same. This isn’t a used car lot. And don’t go on that donation site and ask people to donate toward your funeral costs and lie about the charges!! I wish I could comment on that site under certain pages that I’m aware of that are asking for more money than needed. To those of you who think about donating, don’t. Call the funeral home and make a payment to them directly! The funeral probably will not give you what the amount of the bill is but they will give you a receipt for your payment. And if the bill has been paid in full already, we will NOT take your money, we will tell you that it’s been paid. You can call and do a payment by phone. Go in person. Mail it in. Just write a note with your payment that you want it to go toward so and so’s funeral bill. You can even say you do or don’t want the family to know. We will let them know if you want us too, up to you. This way you know your hard earned money is going to what it’s suppose to.

In addition to my previous post

Re: Flowers

DO NOT.. DO NOT.. stand over our shoulders as we are putting flowers in the chapel.

It is so so so so so so very annoying! Here we are carrying these heavy awkward flower arrangements and maneuvering our way thru a bunch of people who 90% of the time not move out of the way for us and then here you come running up behind me as soon as you see I’m about to set down yet another flower delivery just so you can see who it’s from!! You can’t wait one more freaking minute until I set it down and walk away?

Life at a funeral home – Donations!!

Please consider donations instead of flowers….or food!

For one, I HATE carrying all those hideous flower arrangements. Ok, some are pretty, even cute, but for the most part I find they are just ugly and you spend way too much money on them!! If you are going to spend THAT much money on flowers don’t you think all that money you just WASTED would be better spent donating to a charity? Even if there is no Charity listed and the family didn’t specify, donate to one of your choosing! Think about the illness (if there was one) that caused your friends/relatives death, donate directly to the family!! The charity you donate to usually has a “In Memorium of” and will notify the family that you donated to that charity in that persons name. It’s not about “showing off” how much money you spent on the biggest flower arrangement in the room.. some families get so many flowers they end up leaving them and most of them get thrown away, so why not put your money to a good cause instead of throwing it away, literally. Oh, and for those who say they order plants, same thing, for the most part, especially if the family has received a lot of flowers, they still won’t take them and they won’t give them away to someone else, they just really don’t want to be bothered with having to take them all home. So quit wasting your money on flowers but….. don’t decide to buy food either and if you still want to, contact the funeral home first and ask if they have any idea if there has been anyone else who has had food delivered or if the family is bringing in food because there comes a point when there is too much food. Whether it be cookies, cheese and crackers, lunch meats, veggies, etc.. And don’t have meals sent! The funeral home is NOT a banquet hall! It’s not a restraunt! It’s not a party either. It’s a freaking funeral home and unless the funeral home you use actually has space for that type of set up, just DON’T think you can bring all this food. And yeah, I get that in certain areas this is encouraged but in some areas it is not. I personally feel (as you all know) that too much emphasis is put on food. I think it’s ridiculous. I’ve had families say how disappointed they are that we don’t have enough space for everyone in the lounge so they can eat. And we remind them that it’s not their luncheon, it’s their visitation/funeral, their luncheon is for AFTER the funeral at a Hall or restraunt not the funeral home. So many times I hear the family say during their arrangements, “we are allowed to bring food, right? We are going to be here ALL DAY, it’s going to be a long day, so we will want to have some food to snack on and of course for any guests who want something”! Here is my solution to this.. Don’t stay all day! You are allowed to actually leave you know. As I have stated so so many times before, take turns with other family members and go eat at a restraunt or go to a drive thru! You DO NOT need to feed guests!! You are not expected to provide anything for those coming to pay their respects! Have a luncheon AFTER the funeral if you want to do something and again, you do not have to even provide a luncheon!! I think many people feel they are expected to do so because that’s how it’s “always been”, you DON’T! Most people struggle to pay for the funeral so a luncheon is just added stress! Stop with all the emphasis on FOOD! Also to prevent you being at the funeral home all day.. don’t have an all day visitation. Just have a half day, you can do whatever times you want. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise. If you only want to have your viewing from 4pm-9pm, 2pm-7pm, 12pm-4pm, whatever time you want!

Sorry I haven’t been posting a lot, have had a lot going on personally and at work. I’m working on another post, hopefully it will be done soon.

Hope everyone is taking care during these winter months, it’s been a long winter and I’m looking forward to Spring!

Life at a funeral home-Can’t we all just get along??

Can’t we all just get along?

Apparently not. It is extremely frustrating to deal with families who do not get along. Or when there are certain family members who create problems or drama.

I know that death seems to bring out the worst in people but shouldn’t it be the other way around? And can’t you just put aside your differences for a few minutes so you can say good bye to your loved one?

Here’s the thing, I don’t care about your family issues. I don’t care who did what to who or who said what to who, we just really don’t care. Please do not drag us, try to drag us, into your issues. Our job is to give your loved one a proper funeral. We will work very hard to do so, even when you are giving us a hard time. It’s our job and we take it very seriously. So, for one, we don’t have time to get involved in your family drama and two we dont want to.

Work out your differences PRIOR to coming in for the visitation or even better, before making arrangements. Please don’t call us and tell us your life story and all the reasons why so and so should not be allowed to come to the funeral home. I’ve mentioned this in past posts.. we are not a bar and we do not have bouncers! The funeral home is a public building and if someone wants to come in to pay their respects and do so respectfully, then they may do so! If for some chance anyone starts yelling and fighting then we will call the police and let them handle it. I personally feel it’s disrespectful and immature to cause a problem, yell, or fight at a funeral! Don’t show up just to piss someone off. Why? If you know you are not welcome, don’t come. It’s as simple as that. Yeah yeah yeah, I know… why shouldn’t you be able to come and see your loved one. Well, to be honest, you should!! You should be mature enough to be able to do without causing a fight! It should go both ways, if you are at the funeral home and someone shows up who you dislike, you should just keep your mouth shut, avoid that person and refrain from any interaction with them. It’s really that simple. No one is asking you to sit with them, no one is asking you to talk to them, so don’t!

Be the bigger person. Put aside your differences for just a few minutes and be respectful!!

Do not ask us to let you come at a different time! Do not ask us to let you come in and not tell the person who made arrangements! The person who made the arrangements is the person in charge. We have to have a person who is in “charge” in case of questions, etc.. the person who made the arrangements is also usually the person who is paying for the funeral. How would you like it if you made arrangements and paid $5000-7000 and someone asked us to go behind your back? I bet you’d be pretty pissed off if you found out and you would also hold the funeral home responsible! Do not ask us to change times because you feel you should have that time alone with the deceased. The times are set by the person who made the arrangements and paid for by the same person so if you want to come in 2 hours early because you don’t want to be there when everyone else is and the person who made the arrangements agrees that you can visit at anytime you want, you will have to pay for that time! And really do not ask us to re arrange everything! Once arrangements have been made, we immediately start scheduling things. Cemetery times get set, Mass times, clergy gets scheduled, limo/hearse gets scheduled. Paperwork gets started, obituaries get submitted, funeral home staff get scheduled, etc.. it’s a pain in the ass to reschedule anything!

The reason i bring this topic up is because we recently had a family where one side did not like/get along with the other side. One side said they had no problem whatsoever with the other side being there. They said it was this man’s funeral and they would be respectful and they had no issues. Well, the other side claimed that if they did show up during the hours that were set that there would be all kinds of fighting and yelling. We told them that the other side said they were more than welcome but they weren’t having any part of that and insisted we let them come after the other side was done with their visitation. Well the problem is that their viewing time was until 9pm. My boss said no. They could come earlier before the visitation (the other side of family did say they could come outside of their hours if they wished to but they would have to pay for their own time). Nope, they did not want to come earlier. The viewing was set for 12pm-9pm. They said it was too early for them and it has to be after. Again, my boss said No! You can come in before and pay for the time you are here or you’ll have to just come during regular hours and be an adult around the other side of your family who said they did not care! They threw a fit. Saying WE were keeping them from their loved one, WE were keeping them from grieving properly. They then said they would pay us for a few hours the following day. We explained to them that it was not possible because the funeral/burial was the next day. Everything was already scheduled and paid for by the person who made arrangements! They wanted us to call the person who made arrangements and tell them that they would be having a separate viewing and that the funeral and burial would take place the next day!!! My boss finally just told them we were no longer involved and if they wanted to see their loved one they would need to work it amongst themselves. That he did not care about their family problems and to not contact us again about this. If they wanted to really see their loved one, they would behave appropriately and come for viewing when it was scheduled! Needless to say, they were not happy about this and it turns out they just never showed up. Which I guess is a good thing since they knew they could not behave! It’s sad really.. And what’s even more sad is that they blamed us, the funeral home from keeping them from “grieving properly”, when in fact it is themselves who are to blame!

Along the same lines, the obit. When their are issues within the family and we get calls about who should be included in it or not included in it. Again, we take our direction from the person who is making the arrangements aka the informant. We have NO CLUE if names are being left out! We do not know how many children, siblings, grandchildren, great grandchildren, cousins, aunts, or uncle’s this person may have and we certainly do not know the names of any if them! So during arrangements the informant is asked for names for the obit. Those are the names we list. When you call the funeral home and ask US why wasn’t so and so listed, how the Hell would I know? Or when you call and say to take someone’s name out. Well, I’m not going to do that because you are not the informant. Also, when the person who was excluded from the obit calls madder then Hell because they were not included, I’m not going to add your name unless I am given the ok by the informant! Again, this is a family issue!! Take it up with your family!

So, please, either put aside your differences just for a few minutes, be the bigger person, be respectful when attending a visitation and or funeral, take care of your family problems outside of the funeral home, and do not involve the funeral home in your family drama!

Happy Summer!!